Women Clothing

It's Voyage, it's red, it's velvet, the seller says it was sold in Vivienne Westwood's old shop--altho that seems transposed to me. It seems more likely that V Westwood's old stuff was sold in the Voyage shop [where once was turned away Naomi Campbell. For good reason or bad reason, i remember not]. It's got that Leigh Bowery thing going on--which i, & too many other more à l'imitation rather than en hommage designers, thoroughly adore. Why dont i adore this then? Is it cos it looks like overburdened yarn dreadlocks hastily, lazily & pointlessly attached to a either a high school graduation robe basking in its velvet overimportance or a vintage 50s opera coat someone stuffed in a trunk & then forgot about. & in either case: big wrinkles. Artlessly. But i could be wrong. You tell me. [ps, @least it's OBO.]